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I was gonna go out tonight but I opted not to. 2 nights of drinking this weekend is one too many, 3 would've been murder. It feels really good to be able to sleep till yer body naturally wakes up and not have to be anywhere, I don't even remember the last time I had a day like that (or when the next one will be). I got to watch that show about the Alaskan crabhunter mens on the Discovery channel. I love that show. I love all shows where the mens do strenuous things but I do believe I have declared that before. I still got some gay homework and shit to do but it does feel nice to take it easy.

Here's a pic of me and (part of) my wife before we went out on Friday...

I look like I'm getting ready form my next scene in the p0rn0, heh.

I got the special punk edition of Q (how many *special* punk editions can the world take?) It was $11.50 which I normally would never indulge in but I had store credit @ B&N which I know I will never use cos i only buy books online (way cheaper) so I got that. I also bought the 1st MAC eyeshadow that greatly disappointed me, beauty marked. I was eyeing it for a while & it looks so hot in it's lil' house, a dark reddish black glittery shade, but when I came home & played w/ it it sucked ass. But in other news I think I have finally perfected my perfect pink eye.

That show on MTV, "I Want a Famous Face" i dunno if anyone watches it but man that girl that wanted to be Posh Spice, I just felt so horrible for her. I feel horrible for all of them actually. They make me look like a self-esteem super star. 1st off, since when was HAIR MODELING a career? I did that back in the day @ bumble & bumble for shits & giggles. Some chick @ coney island high came up to me asked me if I'd be interested and gave me her card. That was that. I didn't know it was something you aspired to or invested $ in trying to do.

Also it seems like all those chicks just get plastic surgery to further their (non existent) modeling careers and/or have some lame dude like them. Why do so many chicks wanna be models? I have never understood. I like to take my own picture when I'm drunk and that is it. (I think I am secretly Amish, heh) I wish someone would explain all this to me. What is the big deal all about?

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I just bought my 1st thing on e-bay! I am proud of myself, haha. I think i was the last person on earth who never did so.

sex action/easter beagle

I got hair extensions (courtesy of my lovely wife). This pic sux & I'm not wearing much make-up but yer supposed to look @ the hair not my ugly face...

We went to see LA Guns on Friday. Damn if I was in that band I would just give up and get a day job already, Dingbats is such a little dink place it would depresses me to come all the way from West Hollywood to play places like that. All the usual New Jersey glam metal *winners* were there but I still had fun. I made up a game called *ville & bam* that Jackie & I played. She was Ville and I was bam and I went around talking in my very best south jersey/PA accent calling her willa walo. It was much fun. (the things I do to amuse myself) At one point some dude was fiddling w/ his camera fone and I'm thinking he's taking my picture but I was drunk to I figured it was just me being paranoid. Then next thing I know I start seeing the flash go off so I'm like, "dude yer NOT taking my picture" and he was all, "yea I am" People have no cooth, none @ all.

Phil Lewis has a gut now & looks 987987897 year old (I guess cos he is 987987897 years old) I really didn't think he looked that bad last time I saw them. But now, man I dunno. i seriously used to think he was super hot?!?!?!Collapse )

I was a teenage zombie


Do any of you know of any place you can buy these cheap? (Either a real store or online (besides e-bay) It just seems wrong that they go for $40 now, when did that happen?!?!?!

Something possessed me to DL alot of Avengers songs. It's been so long since i've listening to this band. I remember my Mom driving me to summer school and I had this tape w/ the song "cheap tragedies" (Penelope's reaction to seeing the last sex pistols show) on it and the tape broke and I started crying, haha, CRYING. Oh nostalgia;P

Smack baby smack

Do any of you know who the David Bowie song "Cracked Actor" is about, or if it's even based on one person (I assume it is)? It is driving me crazy and no search I've done has gotten me any info, it's like I can find out everything about him BUT THIS and it's driving me crazy.

I know no one is gonna respond but it's not like it'll hurt.
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frig the snow

Naturally I’m worried if I do it alone.
Who really cares cause it’s your life you never know it could be great.
Take a chance cause you might grow.
WHAT YOU WAITING FOR?


What a difference a month makes. Wow. I'm almost waiting for the catch, not that i want there to be a catch...

Shoo! Shoo! No retarded flu!

Thank you rashelle_ruby for the invite! You are awesome:)

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Happy V V day!

No cut tag, it's a *holiday* so you must all be tortured!

Happy Birthday Ville Hermanni Valo!

Thank you for being so hot, for beautifying my crappy life w/ yer music and filling up my limited freetime hours w/ online stalking. What would I do w/ out you?

luv,
rachel

oh baby, i like it raaaaaaaaw

I just got home and I'm drunk & hungry so this is gonna be quick. Yesterday was proally the worst day of my life that I can remember but today was awesomeness. I took daryle as my +1 to the HIM show in philly (killurself i looked for you I realized AFTER the fact I should've given you my cell # so we could meet up:/) HIM was awesome...

They all took their shirts off for the encore. YAY (minus Gas and Mige topless)!

So many trashy groupies were all up on mark's dick it was amusing... to a point and then the drunker i got the more i wanted to punch them in the face. Not like i had a right to but STILL. Speaking of drunk, i knew that i truly was when i was walking to the bathroom and i heard this guy say to his friend, "here comes courtney love" i stopped and spinned around and looked him in the eye and said, "i hear that ever fucking day of my life, would you like to throw a kelly bundy in for good measure?" it shut him up. that is the onset of good & drunk rachel cos it's not like being called courtney really offends me or anything i just take any excuse to be loud & rowdy. But i digress...

Before HIM went on I got to use the *rockstar bathrooms* and I was waiting and mige came after me so I was like, "yer famous you can go ahead of me" then Melissa auf der maur came and I let her go too then linde came and I let him go then Burton came and I was like, "fuck I really have to pee" so I peed and he had to wait.

Met Phil, April and Bam Margera. Bam is shorter than me. Everyone in the world is shorter than me but we have the same scarf. Ville & Bam were biting each other @ the after party & then they disappeared together. I think all the gay rumors are true. I made friends w/ Phil from monster magnet (who is really an awesome dude) and hung out w/ him the whole after party (until I went in the bathroom to do smut) so I didn't even talk to ville I just stared.

Tomorrow is New York...

Oh and RIP ODB